Monday, October 8, 2012

Introductions...

So, I have told you a little about the termites.  I thought it was only fair to introduce you to them so that you will know which one I am referring to since there are so many!


Let me start with Code Names and descriptions::

Ernestine::  The oldest.  The guinea pig.  The high-schooler who was born on the wrong planet and about 300 years too early for the type of space travel that she would enjoy.

Nellie::  The second.  The sass pants.  The middle-schooler who is a walking fashion designer.  A 25 year old trapped in a pre-teen body.

Oliver::  The first boy.  The Dude's shadow.  The elementary-schooler who should have been born in the age of Wild West Exploration and of building log cabins and such by hand.  Huckleberry Finn has nothing on this kid.

Herman::  The second boy.  The quintessential middle child.  Another elementary-schooler.  Mr. Sibling Competition.  The Energizer Bunny can't keep up with this boy.

Alfred::  The littlest boy.  Ever smiling and happy-go-lucky.  Related to Roly on 101 Dalmatians.  "I'm hungry, Mother!"  Also related to Mikey...they both eat everything.

Gertrude::  The first little sister.  The preschooler.  The only official Royalty in the family.  Most of the time her tiara is too tight.

Geraldine::  The baby.  Full-out toddler.  Adored by all.  The fat frog secretly disguising a monkey who can scale all obstacles.


This is the Bunch.

Termites.

Loved by Me and Him

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